new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.
It has a little lettuce bow.
I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
whenever i come to an important decision in my life i always ask the age old question; what would ferris do?
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE JUST THIS STUPIDLY LONG POST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 DAYS.
i’m convinced this post is the reason they put the reblog button at the bottom
I SAW THIS AND IMMEDIATELY STOPPED AND CAUTIOUSLY SAID “WHICH ONE” BECAUSE I ACTUALLY WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING AT THE END AND NOT WHAT I JUST FUCKING SAID FIVE SECONDS AGO
sweet dreams are made of this
A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks
part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire
you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn
→ An endless list of fictional
or historical“characters” I can’t help but worship→ Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.